Winchester, Idaho

There is a bug of rather large proportion on my wall right now! I mean it's HUGE! It attacked me and I was just barely able to escape with my very left toe nail! The bug of rather large proportion is rather fast too! It ran/flew/crawled/slithered/walked/crab walked after me, and almost got me again but I snsuck up behind it and knocked it on the head with a lumberjack. After that, pretty much the battle went downhill pretty much for the bug of rather large proportion! It hot me with it's stinger of rather large proportion, luckely with the broadside of it. I shot it and knocked it down I then took out my keychain swiss army knife and stabbed it between the eyes. It never hit me again. I took my machete and knocked it's heads off. It was a rather large heads and took me about two hours to transport them outside and set them atop of various fence posts, to aid as a warning to other bugs of rather large proportion, that they would not last log around here. That was an interesting fight and rather long if I may so myself. the whole fight lasted an aggitated 4 hours, 12 minutes, and 27 seconds!