Phillips, Craig and (Jimmy) Dean

Hi there everybody!! As you may know my explorations in South America are quite... how should I put it... Explorious!!!! First off, yesterday, I came across a new species... well maybe it wasn't... but maybe it was... I don't know I'm not a pro. just don't tell my guide that. He wouldn't be happy to know all his hard work of going through the jungle was for nothing. HAHA!!! Oh well, I guess it wouldn't hurt much. Go ahead and tell him see if I care!!! I dare you! HA! I knew you were yella. After finding the new species we pushed after being bitten and clawed several times. We cam across the Yellowstone River. Atleast I think it was the Yellowstone. I dunno. Geography wasn't my strongest subject in college. Ok ok ok!!!!! I never did go to college, but just because I'm 38, smell like an elephant,have the brains of a cow and should be in a mental ward doesn't give you reason to make fun of me!! After we crossed the Nile river we went on to India or maybe Chinia... Chiniia... Chiiina. Ok ok ok!!! Just because I flunked out of 2nd grade last year doesnt give you call to make fun of my spelling!!! Huff huff huff! After getting to Chiniia we went to the city of Austraillia. It was cool all that Russian food and English chocolate... yummo! Today we went... well we havent gone anywhere yet... to tell ya trooth we haven't really gone anywhere... as far as I know we're lost... in my back yard.