June 15th 0400 hours, base camp, Santa's Workshop, North Pole

What do we do with the Cotton Headed Nitty Muggins? I should think that a nuclear warhead would be suficient enough for the job, though to make sure we would need to follow up with 8 airstrikes, with the target points no more than ten feet apart, stretching for more than 30 sqaure miles of rocky terrain and mountains and follow the airstrikes with five amphibious assaults at seperate points, consisting of over 40 infantry divisions each and 36 tank divisions to back them up, then we have 30 regiments of Elite Marine to flank on the North and surround the enemy, that should finish them off. Any questions? Good! Synchronize your watches.