4/20

4/20! 4/20 is the day when all of us potheads get together and smoke weed like carazy!! Here's a story about 4/20/1987: Once upon a time zzzrrrrppp(Loud zipping sound when they start a story over in a movie) Gotta have a better start. . . Hmmmmmmm. . . How about "Once upon a Marijua". . . nah get the cops called on me or something for that one. UHHHHHHHH. How about. . . no too gory. I'll just make a different story. . . One time there were two little fawns traipsing along in a little land they liked to call "The Land Where Mother Died; Shot By A Hunter" Well anyway one day these two little darling sweet fawns were walking and traipsing along through "The Land Where Mother Died; Shot By A Hunter" when they saw a nice mound of shrubberies to munch on, If you have a weak stomach you don't want to read this, so they started to eat and munch on the shrubberies to their hearts content when little sister fawn hears a loud kinda noisy boom noise and looks up to see her little brother fawn dead on the ground with blood all around, she is so shocked to see that her brother is now dead that she decides to rename the land to "The Land Where Mother Died; Shot By A Hunter And Brother Fawn Too; Killed By A Loud Kinda Noisy Boom Noise". After all that happened she died of old age. So now the land in which the three deer, now become no deer, is called "The Woods On Harding". Now there was once a fox that lived near there and he died too. zzzrrrrpppp(Loud zipping sound when they start a story over in a movie). No, some enviromentalist group will kill me for that story, Hmmmm. . . I found a penny in the church parking lot. I saw a rattlesnake in our duckpen. Had a nice fight with it. . . got bitten a couple dozen times before I got the little filthy knitted dread sack. It was big snake too. I'd say about fifty-four to about 24 feet long by about 70-ten inches wide. Had big ol' fangs like 2 feet long. Hey! Did you ever hear the story of Joshua who had no father? Yeah, he had no daddy to tuck him in at night. But when he grew up, he led a group of Lightpoles I think they were in Israel or something. And they knocked down a big city by just yelling. Huh? Whats the real name of this dude Joshua? Joshua son of Nun.