Sunday

I broke my foot. It hurt real bad. It still hurts. Serially! And thats about everything I know about my toeses are roses their big fat toeses.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like big cocoanuts and
I hope you do too.

Roses are Red
Violets are green
Tiny Tim is a freak
and you're mean.

Yesterday

Tomorrow I'll tell ya'll about it.

Phillips, Craig and (Jimmy) Dean

Hi there everybody!! As you may know my explorations in South America are quite... how should I put it... Explorious!!!! First off, yesterday, I came across a new species... well maybe it wasn't... but maybe it was... I don't know I'm not a pro. just don't tell my guide that. He wouldn't be happy to know all his hard work of going through the jungle was for nothing. HAHA!!! Oh well, I guess it wouldn't hurt much. Go ahead and tell him see if I care!!! I dare you! HA! I knew you were yella. After finding the new species we pushed after being bitten and clawed several times. We cam across the Yellowstone River. Atleast I think it was the Yellowstone. I dunno. Geography wasn't my strongest subject in college. Ok ok ok!!!!! I never did go to college, but just because I'm 38, smell like an elephant,have the brains of a cow and should be in a mental ward doesn't give you reason to make fun of me!! After we crossed the Nile river we went on to India or maybe Chinia... Chiniia... Chiiina. Ok ok ok!!! Just because I flunked out of 2nd grade last year doesnt give you call to make fun of my spelling!!! Huff huff huff! After getting to Chiniia we went to the city of Austraillia. It was cool all that Russian food and English chocolate... yummo! Today we went... well we havent gone anywhere yet... to tell ya trooth we haven't really gone anywhere... as far as I know we're lost... in my back yard.

Jimmy (Phillips, Craig and) Dean

So yeah I'm suposed to talk about something here. Yesterday, I went riding and I was like "whoa!" and then I was like ""Whooa!" and then I was like "Whooooooooa!" And I didn't dare use one of them new fangled things... oh what are they called? Oh yeah Path's. Too dern curvy. But they is smoth I'll give 'em that. And then I was like "whoa!" and then I was like ""Whooa!" and then I was like "Whooooooooa!" And then I ran and ran and ran and ran and ran somemore. Then all of a suddenlly I hit a goffer hole and went heels over feet into the graveyard and fell right into a freshly dug grave full of sharks and blue gills. And these weren't no normal blue gills these were big big big big big big blue gills, they tried munching my toes but I snuck up behind them and sucker smacked 'em while they were down. And there were the sharks to deal with man o'live those weren't no ordinary sharks they were ginormous ego's.... no they had ginormous ego's andthey were very very very very very very very very very very vvvvveeeeeeerrrrryyyyyyyyyy small sharks, they tried to bite my nose but I gave them some flowers. When I got out I saw to my horror and astonishment seated around the dinner table were 12 dinner guests..... wait thats from a joke in the language that of Crassness which I will not utter here. Then I ran away never to return... but how am I writing this you might ask? I'm on a library in the Blacksburg Computer... I mean I'm on a Computer in the Blacksburg Library. Muahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah!