Aha!

It was Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris let the dogs out! He roundhouse kicked the lock on the gate and accidentally destroyed the gate as well. And that is how the dogs were let out.

76 and a half random words and 76 and a half random meaning to the 76 and a half random words or rtather just 10 and 3/4 random words

1.Disgruntle: To put into a state of sulky dissatisfacton; make discontent.
2.Icker:The fruit bearing spike of any cereal plant esp. an ear of corn.( I don't like corn too much unless it is not on a cob and even then it gets stuck in my teeth, mom has given up forcing me to eat corn, but I must admit I do like some corn)
3.Ichthammol:A viscious substance obtained the destructive distillation of bituminous scists, used chiefly as an antiseptic and analgesic.("There's alot of big words in there missy, we're not but humbe pirates.")
4.Jerboa: Any of various mouselike rodents of North Africa and Asia, as of the genera Jaculus, Dipus, ect., with long hindlegs used for jumping.(Hmm sunds like a couple people I know)
5.Razzledazzle:Confusion, commotion, or riotous gaiety.
6.Obstetrics: The branch of medica science concerned with childbirth and caring for and treating women in or in connection with chiidbirth.
7.Porosity: The state or equality of being porous. The ratio expressed as a percentage of the volume of the pores or interstices f a substance tothe total volume of its mass.(In other words and in plain english, its a zit)
8:Typify: To serve as the typical specimen of. To symbolize or prefigure. To represent by a type or symbol.
9:Zinfandel: A black grape gown in California(See even California grapes are so evil they're black). A dry red wine made from this grape in California.
10:Zibeline:Of or pertaining to the sable. The fur of the sable. A thick woolen cloth with a flattened hairy nap.
11:Impa:Ferles.

A Gooddays Rest & A Goodnights Event

A Goodnights event is like:
An apple pie fresh from the oven hot and sticky,
Having your very own workshop even if it is just an old Dodge Ram,
Getting kicked by a horse,
Sitting in the woods for five hours and finally seeing that ten point buck with eleven inch tines in your sights,
Standing around and people just start throwing batteries at you,
Earning your first bloody nose,
Or like sitting at a campfire eating worms.

A Gooddays Rest is like:
Eating a worm for the first time,
Getting bitten by a rattlesnake for the first time,
Gutting your first deer,
Shooting your first fish,
Hitting your first pedestrian,
Stomping on a mouse,
or getting away from the first cop that chases you.

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Who let the dogs out? I sure didn't, they aren't my dogs. President Lincoln sure didn't cause everyone knows he hated dogs and got bit by one when he was 3. Bill Clinton didn't either cause he's a democrat. Matlock may have, though he claims not to have, but he's a Liar... I mean Lawyer. It may have been my imagination that let the dogs out. But the question remains, WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?




































Answer: Colonel Mustard in The Billiard Room with the Rope.