New Yorker Gecko

Once there was a man, he was a morphed, deformed, altered and all around transformed being compared to his former self. When he was a normal man he was married and had several kids of bratty origins. When they wanted something like tennis balls they'd be like "Daddy! I want a bag of tennis balls!" And the man would say "What? Did you say you wanted to go to the dentist's?" But eventually he'd let them have the tennis balls, cause he believed they needed to learn how to be quiet. One day while he was switching an argument back on his most bratty daughter, Florence, a shoulder gecko(Kind of like a shoulder angel... except different) appeared on his shoulder and said..."Hey man...don't argue it ain't nice man. Dude, try a different approach." So the man looked at the shoulder gecko and said "Do you have an appointment?" The gecko gave the man a crazed look and said "No man." The man just looked at the gecko and said "I don't allow anyone to sit on my shoulder without an appointment. Come back on Tuesday." The gecko was like "Aah Tuesday, like a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... Tuesday, you got it man." The man said "Yes, Tuesday, come back on Tuesday... and get lost." With that the gecko disappeared and the next Tuesday was back on the man's shoulder again and the man said "Do you have an appointment?" The gecko said " Yeah man, Tuesday 2:00 PM to sit on your shoulder man." The man said "Aaah! Tuesday, I hate the Tuesdays, sit on my shoulder again... and I kill you." The gecko then got mad and bit the man on the nose, what this has to do with how the man turned into the morphed, deformed, altered and all around transformed being... I have absolutely no clue about that but I do make good egg-nog... and lemon juice... from concentrate...